I woke up monday morning and much to my surprise
my arms were cold and gross and there were bags under eyes
two fingers fell right off but I did not feel pain
so I'm pretty sure last night a zombie gobbled up my brain
my teeth are falling out and my skin is turning green
I got the worst foot fungus world has ever seen
I'm craving human flesh and its driving me insane
so I came to the conclusion that a zombie ate my brain
I look to the left and I look to the right
I have been meandering and wandering all night
I need to find some nurishment and nobody's in sight
but i assure you if I see somebody's head I'll take a bite
My motor skills are lacking, so I better not drive
I could do a lot more things back when I was alive
I wish I sat by Hannibal when he was on the plane
'Cause I could be the kid to whom he gave a piece of brain
I need to find a victim or my hunger will attack
because once you try some cerrebellum you will not go back
I don't want cheddar cheese and do not want champagne
I wanna find somebody and I wanna eat their brain
I look to the left and I look to the right
I have been meandering and wandering all night
I need to find some nurishment and nobody's in sight
but I assure you if I see somebody's head I'll take a bite
The lightning now is flashing, the wind will start to blow
I'm not seeing anybody anywhere I go
I need some human tissue or at least a candy cane
but I'd like to go to Denny's and order me some brain
my eyes are going buggy and my bones are sticking out
I got got a funny limp because I've got the gout
I see a pretty lady she looks like Lois Lane
but I bet she won't be pretty once I've eaten out her brain
I look to the left and I look to the right
I see this lady's sillouette against the moonlit night
so won't you come and see this, it will be such a sight
once I lock my jaw against her head and then procede to bite
I need to go out and find some more brain
I don't know exactly why, but I will not complain
I don't think it is moral and it prob'ly is taboo
but that is what zombies are just supposed to do
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Translated into Japanese and back again:
Zombie Song AKA I Who Guarantee Bite and Take the Scar
I awoke Monday morning, many to my surprise
my arms were cool,
all two of these fingers, as for empty me, did not feel pain
the zombie shirks voraciously with respect to my brain last night
As for my tooth falling, my skin has turned green
The germ of the worst foot, where as for me, the world sees directly what was obtained.
I have entreated the meat of the human and the fact that abnormally I am driven,
therefore, as for me, I came to the conclusion that the zombie ate my brain.
I face direction the left, being faced,
all night the wave, wander about the direction the right.
If, as for me, the necessity for everyone of nurishment and vision
you observe at that someone takes the lead, I who guarantee bite and take the scar.
My motion has been lacking, improves the drive which therefore is not I.
As for me, when I have lived, more the large quantity of things it is possible to do.
As for me, he is in a plane, surface the time, me with Hannibal,
me the cause of a possible thing with the child to whom he gives the part of brain, the fact that it sits down is desired.
If, as for me, the necessity to find the victim tries
because my empty self, it does not go, it attacks.
You do not think and I do not think that we want the cheese of cheddar, that and the champagne.
Someone, the discovery of, and eat, I want their brain.
I face direction the left, being faced,
all night the wave, wander about the direction the right.
If as for me the necessity for everyone of nurishment and vision
you observe at that someone takes the lead, I who guarantee bite and take the scar.
Now, the wind it starts blowing, the electric light, it blinks.
I, even when being, even somewhere with me, do not look at that - it goes.
I need the tissue of the human, at least need the candy cane, but it goes to brains, it desires the fact that I am ordered.
As for my eye, my bone has been attached with the buggy which goes.
I obtained it, meaning that I have the gout,
is strange the thing is pulled, you obtained.
I am visible, when I eat from her brain, she without being clean, Lois Lane,
but I meet the clean woman who is bet on.
I face direction the left, being faced,
I look at the sillouette of this woman vis-a-vis the moonlit night.
So this, as for that, it comes to seeing my jaw, vision
one time I lock, procede you bite very next, vis-a-vis her head.
For I go out, already to find a little brain, the necessity
I do not know exactly why, but I am not dissatisfaction.
As for me, being something which is supposed,
perhaps that the zombie does exactly, with taboo, with that morality you do not think of.